Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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