A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

out of your comfort zone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What's funnier than 68 69

Abortion

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

69

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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