mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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...............................................................hi

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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