What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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A whale's vagina

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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split your ass cheek

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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hot diggity dog

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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