Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Muslim athletes.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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