Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Cheese stick

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock Who's there Police

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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