what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Scott Gomez

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