The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Potassium? K.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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