Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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canada

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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why does column have a letter n?

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Your biggest fan.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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you

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