Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A white person at Harvard

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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