- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Women's rights

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What did the car do? CRASH!

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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