KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Fox News.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Women's rights

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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LOL May Wong

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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