"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Ju... Just why?

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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The person below me is weird.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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