- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

This is a joke setup.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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