1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Jews

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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