knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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