- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Grammer is very important

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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