whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Your mom is fat

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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to get to the other side.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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