How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Sac

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Women's Rights.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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