- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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