Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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My Nan, that is all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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