Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Mitt Romney

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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you lose.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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