Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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