What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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purple pickles

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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