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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Ju... Just why?

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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My pet rock died.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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