Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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civil rights

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Mark Wilson

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What you reading? reading?

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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