- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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