What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Michael Castillo is gay

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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