- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Jake. Walsh.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Apple juice.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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