- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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