- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

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