I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Black people. They are so kind.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Black People

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

joke

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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