why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

the WNBA

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Jerry.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

suck my balls mr.garison

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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