Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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