- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

So a seal walks into a club..

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Yes!

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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