What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Cleveland winning something

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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These Jokes suck.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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