Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Tunechi

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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