A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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