Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Where do you live? In a house

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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My name is Harry.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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