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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Your time.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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