What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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kkk

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

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