- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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