My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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...............................................................hi

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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