- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Why did the dog eat poop?

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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