What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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