Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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penis

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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