- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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