- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Black people

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

There's a car about to hit me.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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