What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Donkey lips

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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