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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

This one time at band camp music was played.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

general tso's broccoli

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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