- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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