How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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