so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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