When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What'sucks and white Jackson

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

lol a man is drowning

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

My parents have an open marriage.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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