How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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"33"

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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