What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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