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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Gun Control

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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