why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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