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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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