why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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knock knock piss off

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Sac

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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