What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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25

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Membean

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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