- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Justin Bieber got laid

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

hi will

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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