- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

I saw a poor man named rich

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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