want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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42, that is all

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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whats chinese noodles

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