- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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