- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Wait what? I did not type that!

acualy is dolan

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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