- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why can't february march Because april may

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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