- Anti Joke

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.