- Anti Joke

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot