How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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refridgrator

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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more chocolate?

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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