- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Justin Bieber got laid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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