Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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I drive a 'rarri

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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