- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

You see how lame this is?

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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