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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Dylan is gay

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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