- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

A homosexual walks into a church

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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