- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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