"knock knock" "Come in"

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

There's a god, just kidding.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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