- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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