Women's rights.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Take this and put it- No.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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