- Anti Joke

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer