- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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