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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Top Gear USA

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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