What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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