- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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