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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Knock Knock Come in.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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