A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Women have the right to vote.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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