what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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civil rights

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Butt poop.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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