- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Im cute hehehee

the love boat

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