- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Im cute hehehee

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

the love boat

Neither does he.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

im a dragon, no im not

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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