- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Woman's rights

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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