- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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